A Catholic priest in Italy has been let go from the religious order after it was discovered he’d been hosting steamy, late night gay sex orgies during which he asked male prostitutes to strip down and re-enact the betrayal of Jesus by Judas.

The priest was fired earlier this week after the Church obtained evidence confirming the Christ-themed role play.

The evidence was supplied by one of the priest’s lovers. Ironically, the 32-year-old whistleblower had played Judas during their role play sessions.

The man told the Italian newspaper Corriere del Mezzogiorno that he originally went to the priest for spiritual guidance, but things quickly took a carnal turn.

“He told me my pictures made him excited and asked me to send him an intimate photo,” the man said.

“He told me that he liked guys,” he continued, “especially young ones, and that he could do everything for them, also help them to buy clothes, mobile phones and recharge costs.”

The diocese confirmed in a statement that the priest has been removed from his position.

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H/t: Pink News

New York subway riders are reportedly living in fear after a crazed laughing man boarded a subway train and began terrorizing riders with a giant black rubber dildo.

According to Animal New York, the dong-waving man, dressed in a blue sweatsuit, was first spotted on the 2 train last Saturday evening:

An older man of indeterminate ethnic origin boarded the train at Atlantic Avenue; the man seemed “fucked up on some kind of drug,” loose-limbed and sloppy. Some young men sitting next to him began making fun of him. One of the dudes took out his phone to snap a selfie with the older guy. At that point, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a massive dildo.

Just how massive?

Massive enough to require two hands. It’s estimated the dildo was between 14-16″ long and uncircumcised.

Animal New York continues:

The man then started waving the big black dong around, pointing it at people and pretending to jerk it off. The man also kept standing up and clenching his butt cheeks.

But it gets worse:

Then he really got into it: Every time the train pulled into a station, he’d put the dildo away, sit quietly, let people board, then whip it out and wave it around, startling the new passengers.

One passenger had the good sense to whip out their cellphone and take pictures of the man in action. Here they are:

Animal New York is now trying to identify the man nicknamed the “Dildo Terrorist.” It is asking anyone who may have any information to please email tips@animalnewyork.com.

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In a recent interview with John Oliver, public enemy #1 Edward Snowden once again confirmed that NSA workers have been snooping through your nude selfies and X-rated photos. Looking at them, gawking at them, sharing them, maybe even masturbating to them.

“The good news is that there’s no program named the ‘dick pic’ program,” Snowden said. “The bad news… they are still collecting everybody’s information, including your dick pics.”

(Nosy bitches!)

“If you have your email somewhere like Gmail hosted on a server overseas or transferred overseas or anytime it crosses outside the borders of the United States, your junk ends up in the database,” he continued.

(Oh, great. Thanks, Gmail!)

Now, a group of guys have decided to take matters into their own hands and stand up against the nosy NSA… by voluntarily posting photographs of their erect penises on Reddit.

So far, over 100 proud patriots have already submitted their pictures to DickPics4Freedom (NSFW. We repeat: NSFW!)

When asked by Oliver if people should stop taking dick pics, the sexy whistleblower replied: “You shouldn’t change your behavior because of a government agency somewhere that’s doing the wrong thing. If you sacrifice your values because you’re afraid, you don’t care about those values very much.”

It’s encouraging to see so many men out there still value their right to snap a dick pic.

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All Micha Stunz wanted was a little more girth. What he ended up with was 9 inches of length and almost 11 inches of circumference. And now, he says, he can no longer have sex.

“I’ve been told that my penis looks like an ass or a mouth from the front,” the 45-year-old German man tells Vice.com.

Stunz says he’s injected his penis with so much silicone that he now estimates it weighs around seven pounds, although he’s not 100 percent sure because it’s too heavy to actually be weighed on his kitchen scales anymore. (For context, that’s more than a Mr. Coffee 12-cup Coffee Maker.)

Stunz says his obsession with increasing the size of his manhood started about 20 years ago when someone gave him a penis pump as a gift.

“I found that when I went out pumped up, it was a good feeling, it felt great,” he says. “I had the feeling that I wasn’t trapped in the body I was born with, but that I had the possibility to shape it myself to change it.”

So he decided to try injecting himself with saline solution. But that soon posed a problem.

“The people around me started to wonder why there would be hardly any bulge in my pants one day, and then a huge bulge the next,” Stunz says. “That’s why I started looking for something more permanent.”

Stunz had heard about silicone injections. He managed to convince a med student to perform his first injection and has since had a four doses pumped into into his penis and scrotum. As a result, he says, he can no longer get a visible erection.

“After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more,” he explains. “At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay.”

But hope is not completely lost.

“There are other things you can do,” Stunz says. “You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.”

Stunz says that despite his massive dong, he still manages to lead a relatively normal life.

“I go to work, buy groceries, go to bars, clubs, and to the movies,” he says.

Buying pants, however, can be a challenge. He also says he has to sit when he pees. And despite being a hug fan of BDSM festivals, he claims he’s actually pretty shy.

See a NSFW photo of Stunz’ junk here, but don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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A heterosexual Reddit user by the name of Nevermorec is seeking advice about the ins-and-outs (pun intended) of anal penetration. In a thread titled Guys, and Gals of Reddit, what about Pegging/ Prostate Stimulation?, Nevermorec politely writes:

Ok, I’m a straight male, but there’s gotta be something to this. A million Gay men can’t be wrong, right? I kinda tried it, but I feel maybe my gf at the time just didn’t know what she was doing. Is it really a “certain spot” or are you supposed to feel good the moment anything is in your ass? How does this work? I don’t wanna cum on my prostate exam and not know why, so reddit, educate on the prostate stimulation phenomenon, please. Thank you.

User salamandrine is quick to correct Nevermorec on a few points: “Firstly, gay men aren’t gay because they like anal sex, but because they like men,” he writes. “Secondly, prostate stimulation is about stimulating the prostate (duh)…Pegging, on the other hand, consists of being penetrated with a dildo…Thirdly, you don’t cum in a prostate exam.”

Prostate stimulation advocate nofocusing offers his perspective, writing: “I’m straight and love prostate stimulation. My most powerful orgasms come that way. I have to be in the mood for it though, and it’s not that it instantly feels good, but it leads up and helps to deliver an incredible orgasm.”

CantStopStaring seconds nofocusing’s opinion, writing: “Wife sucked me off last night and buried her finger in my ass until she found the prostate; she massaged it rhythmically while alternating vigorous and gentle sucking techniques. I saw rainbows, heard oceans, and came like the fountain at the end of Ocean’s Eleven…It’s not gay — it just feels REALLY FUCKING GOOD.”

Self-proclaimed “straight male” kaeroku says: “Can confirm, prostrate and sphincter nerves are arousing once you get past the ‘ick’ factor of playing back there…Lube is recommended.”

Calebmke opines: “Straight male, highly suggest you try it. My best/strongest orgasms were all from anal play.”

“I don’t jerk off without anal stimulation anymore,” WelcomeIntoClap adds. “Well, I didn’t until a few weeks ago when my prostate just stopped responding to anal, no idea what that’s about.”

But it’s PsychotronicStooge who seems to have the most ecstatic response: “My GF knows just the right spot and when she hits it I EXPLODE!”

After all that encouragement from his bros, will Nevermorec make the plunge with his girlfriend? We’ll keep you posted.

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Long before there was DickPics4Freedom, a new Reddit thread dedicated to standing up against the NSA by voluntarily posting photographs of their erect penises, there was Fly That Cock.

Fly That Cock is an 18+ NSFW Tumblr page that encourages male travelers to “catch a flight, go to the toilet and flash it” then e-mail their dick pics to the site’s curator for evaluation upon landing. Select photos are uploaded to the internet database for public consumption.

There are a few ground rules, of course. Absolutely no minors allowed. No disturbing other people’s privacy. And, please, no flashing innocent bystanders. Also, don’t include your Twitter handle with your photo.

So far, hundreds of men from all around the globe, including some pilots and flight attendants, have submitted selfies to the x-rated website since August 2013. And the varying types of penises are plentiful. Hard, soft, cut, uncut, pierced, you name it. Some men include their faces in the pictures. Others remain anonymous.

Seriously, we had no idea snapping dick pics in airplane lavatories was such a huge trend. This is going to have us thinking twice the next time we’re on a flight and we see a dude slip into the bathroom with his cellphone.

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Hot water. Naked men. Hard, lathered-up bodies. “Can you pass the soap, bro?”

Welcome to the men’s shower room, otherwise known as a breeding ground for all sorts of homoeroticism.

A 2013 study conducted by Olay found that 29 percent of males have fantasized about getting down and dirty in the shower.

Aquaphilia refers to the sexual fetishism of water and/or partaking in sexual activity whilst wet. It should not be confused with urophilia, which refers to the sexual fetishism of urine (a.k.a. water sports).

Whether or not you’re into shower sex, there’s no denying that there’s something hot about a roomful of slick, soapy men getting clean together.

Scroll down to hit the showers. And don’t forget to wash behind your ears…

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We told you about Fly That Cock, an 18+ NSFW Tumblr page that encourages male travelers to “catch a flight, go to the toilet and flash it” then email their dick pics to the site’s curator.

Then, of course, there was DickPics4Freedom, the Reddit thread dedicated to standing up against the NSA by voluntarily posting photographs of their erect penises.

Related: Nude Pic Etiquette: Five Tasteful Tips For Photographing Your Junk

Now the latest NSFW viral trend seems to be “manginas.”

Urban Dictionary defines a “mangina” as “when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina”

Men all around the world have begun tucking their knobs between their thighs and snapping selfies then posting them to Instagram and Twitter with the hashtag #mangina because, hell, why not? Society has already sunk about as low as it can go, so what’s a few meters deeper?

But don’t take our word for it. See some of the NSFW images here.

We’re curious: What do you think about the manginas? Are they hot or not? Vote in the poll below.

h/t: aussielicious

The Lovertron9000 device (Photo credit: Rich Lee)

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be a human sex toy? Rich Lee can help.

The 32-year-old Utah businessman/biohacker is on a quest to completely change the nature of sex by, as he puts it, “[turning] your boyfriend into a vibrator.”

Lee is the inventor of the Lovertron9000, a device designed to be implanted underneath the male pubic bone. Essentially, it’s a small battery-operated motor that, when switched on, sends vibrations down the penis. A textured version is also available, with bumps and strategic ridges “for your partner’s pleasure.”

“People use toys in bed,” Lee told The Week in an interview. “I don’t see how this will be any different. I see it as an enhancement.”

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Lee first came up with the idea for the Lovetron9000 back in 2011.

“I’m going to implant a vibrating subdermal implant just above my meat straw,” he wrote on an online forum for biohackers.

Four years later, his vision has finally become a reality. Sort of.

So far, Lee has only tested the device externally. He says he’s still working on perfecting it for surgical implantation. Part of the challenge is finding the right bioproof silicone coating that will protect the device’s internal components from mixing with any bodily fluids, which he admits, would be a nightmare.

“Worst case scenario,” he said, “it rots off my penis and then I have to get a prosthetic penis and God help me then.”

But not everyone thinks Lee’s invention is a good idea.

“The body will only allow very few types of foreign substances into it without outright rejecting it (such as silicone or titanium),” Dr. Anthony Youn, a Michigan-based plastic surgeon, told The Week. “If this device is made out of a substance that causes the body to react, the body will literally push it out, causing major scarring and deformity.”

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Lee doesn’t agree. He thinks the Lovertron9000 is going to be revolutionary.

“This sounds bizarre, because [the Lovetron9000 is] a strange implant product,” he said, “but there are a lot of implants that are gonna be coming out for consumers, and the wearable market is gonna be transitioning into the implant market.”

“I absolutely see this as the future.”

h/t: The Week, Future of Sex

Last week, we discussed the topic of aquaphilia, which is the sexual fetishism of water and/or partaking in sexual activity whilst wet, and shared with you photographs of sexy studs showering down.

We thought we’d continue the wet, hot fun this week by stepping into our time machine and checking out the hygiene habits of men from yesterday. Lo and behold, showering, it seems, never goes out of style.

Grab the soap and scroll down to see men from decades past getting squeaky clean…

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Manhattan’s Chelsea district may be known as the city’s premier gayborhood, but its supposedly liberal residents there say they’ve officially reached the limit to their tolerance when it comes to gay sex shops.

The neighborhood just had it’s fifth gay sex shop open up along a five-block stretch on Eighth Avenue. And it turns out, five is the unlucky number.

“It’s starting to feel like Times Square around here,” Stephen P. Williams told the New York Times.

Williams said he’s tired of seeing things like Boy Butter (“a revolutionary creamy formula”) and penis-enlargement systems (“used successfully for 30 years with 15 million satisfied customers”) being advertised in large window displays.

Yes, and the crap that chain stores peddle is so much more pleasing. Plus, where else would J.Lo’s boytoys like Casper Smart who are on the downlow possibly go and get photographed in the process?

One man described as a “father” told the Times that he was recently cooking dinner with his 6-year-old son. When he asked him to get the olive oil, the child replied: “Dad, why don’t we use the Boy Butter?”

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Neighbors also say they regularly find used condoms and latex gloves in front of their homes and see men having sex on playground benches, though police beg to differ.

“We aren’t seeing what they are seeing,” Deputy Inspector Michelle Irizarry said, “and they are not calling us to these locations when they see these things.”

Corey Johnson, the openly gay councilman who represents Chelsea, says he hopes to find a common ground between neighbors and shop owners.

“Chelsea, as a neighborhood, is known around the world as a place of diversity and inclusion,” he said. “One of the challenges that neighborhoods face is how to balance local concerns.”

Good luck with that, councilman.

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John Erik Wagner will do anything for a vote. Literally, anything.

The 52-year-old Danish political hopeful has plastered his native Copenhagen with a campaign ad featuring his uncircumcised penis (highlighted by a charming cowboy hat and leather gun holster).

The city administrator’s launched an emergency investigation to determining whether or not the images were permissible. They ultimately decided that yes, in fact, they were. Duh.

We agree, and think this should become a trend. After all, many Americans vote for the guy they’d rather have a beer with. We prefer making more substantial and in-depth choices.

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Ballsy Wagner wants to be Denmark’s new prime minister. And this isn’t the first time he’s pulled an outrageous stunt to get voters’ attention. In 2013, he staged an invasion during a televised political debate which resulted in him being escorted off the stage on live television.

Some of Wagner’s campaign promises have included making health and dental care completely free and creating laws to give anyone who works for six months out of a year a mandatory six month vacation.

Unfortunately, we can’t show you the uncensored photo, but you can see it here.

Denmark’s election is on June 18. Wagner, who has been running for office unsuccessfully since 2005, is not expected to win.

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h/t: Boing Boing

Straight men, take heed. You’re acting way more gay than ever before, and that’s OK. Marriage equality, having been baked into the constitution, gives you even more permission to be gayer than ever before. By God, homosexual sodomy is legal in every state.

Between cuddling with their bros, getting off on gay porn, and experimenting with anal play, it’s time for you hetero guys to just start hooking up with us gay guys already. And we’re not just saying this cause we wanna hook up with you. Really, you are not that hot. This is for you, dude.

Even if it’s just a one time thing.

Scroll down for five reasons why every straight man should try going gay …

5. It will satisfy your lifelong curiosity.

Any self-identifying straight man who says he’s never once thought about what it might be like to bed another guy is lying. It’s natural to feel curious about things that are foreign to you.

It’s always a good idea to outside of our comfort zone. That’s how we learn and grow. So why not stop fantasizing and actually give it a college try? Remember: If you don’t like it, you’ll never have to do it again.

4. Gay men make excellent lovers.

You know those filthy things you see in porn that kinda turn you on but that you would never actually ask your girlfriend to try because she’d probably think you’re a total pervert? Well, we’ll do it! All you have to do is ask. (Politely, of course. Well, demanding it can work too!)

When it comes to sexual inhibitions, many gay men, well, lack them. That’s why we invented things like Folsom Street Fair and Up Your Alley. That’s also why people like Rick Santorum and Ken Cuccinelli are so afraid. We’ll boldly go where your girlfriends and wives have never gone before. And it’ll make you feel so good.

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3. The humbling experience of being penetrated.

As straight men, you’re used to being the ones doing the penetrating. But haven’t you ever wondered what it might feel like to be on the receiving end? Hint: It’s pretty f-ing amazing. Not only that it’s an extremely humbling experience, and in a good way. Watch your arrogance leave your body as fast as your clothing, to be replaced by the knowledge that you took it like a man.

True, the first time can be a bit shocking, and you’ll need need to prepare with some stretching and cleaning. (A new jock strap never hurts either.) But as long as you remember to breathe, you’ll be fine. We promise. And when it’s over, not only will you have experienced the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering orgasm of your life, but you’ll walk away with a greater understanding of what sex feels like for your female counterparts.

(P.S. Here are a few tips on how to lose you anal virginity with aplomb.)

2. It will make a gay man sooooo happy!

There are some guys out there who have dedicated much of their social lives to to seducing straight men, often with only sporadic success (of course that’s before we published this helpful little article). Many have tried, failed, and then lied about it. (We’re talking about you, gay dude who swears that he hooked up with his college roommate after a party one time and you, gay porn stars, who claim to have been seduced by Tom Cruise in an Italian Villa. Yes, we know he’s shorter in real life than he appears on screen. You can Google that.)

By giving into your own curiosities, you’re also giving some gay man out there bragging rights for a lifetime. For the remainder of his years, he will tell his buddies about the time he got naked with a hetero guy. You could be that hetero guy.

1. You might like it.

Remember when you were a kid and you said you hated brussels sprouts, even though you had never really tried them, then when you were adult you realized that, actually, brussels sprouts are pretty delicious, especially when tossed with olive oil and roasted?

The same could very well apply to gay sex. You may take a dip in the man pond and realize it’s actually a ton of fun. And, no, just because you tried it once and kinda liked it doesn’t make you gay. You’re more than welcome to go back to your straight “lifestyle” in the morning.

We won’t judge you for it.

Related: Straight Guy Tries Bottoming On Camera, Says “It Feels Pretty Good”

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We told you about Sinthetics, a company that produces custom, hand-made, “life-like” sex dolls ranging from about $6,000 to $25,000–yes, $25,000! — depending on how many bonus features you want.

Well, it turns out these nasty little dolls were just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to bedroom accessories.

Scroll down for 10 more sex toys not for the faint of heart…

The Nut Crusher

Instructions for use: “Unscrew the bottom ring on the flask using the included allen wrenches, and insert testicles.”

Need we say more?

Latex Male Enema Pants

Have you ever felt a strong urge to pee in a tube and then have the pee give you an enema? If so, then these are the pants for you!

Mr. Jack Mouth With Moustache

This male mouth masturbator comes with a remote control that allows you to determine how tightly Mr. Jack clamps down with the extra long teeth that appear to be growing out of his throat.

Don’t even get us started on the black caterpillar moustache.

The Cone

Plop yourself down on this hard pointy triangle!

Three Prong Anal Speculum

For guys who like to take playing doctor to the level after the next level.

Fck A Duck Doll

Made especially for men who like to engage in “fowl play” during bath time.

Deep Driller with Cock Ring

No, that’s not a medieval torture device. According to the manufacturer’s website it’s “a very clever way to penetrate the urethra while trapping the cock in place.”

The Birdcage

Also not a medieval torture device, this human-sized cage allows you to lock someone inside and then poke them with metal sticks.

The Dragon’s Tongue

For any of you hardcore Game of Thrones fans who’ve ever fantasized about hooking up with Daenerys’ dragons.

21 Grams

Dutch designer Mark Sturkenboom’s “memory box” opens with an elegant key that doubles as a pendant necklace. Inside is a glass dildo that you can use to store your beloved’s ashes.

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Disney princes were recently outed on Grindr, much to the excitement of our 12-year-old-selves. We were absolutely thrilled to learn that Prince Eric is a “dom top into water sports” and that Prince Charming has a foot fetish. This got us thinking about how to approach guys on Grindr, and what the best and worst strategies are for successfully landing a “date.”

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First impressions are important. Especially when it comes to hooking up, er, dating. There’s a right way and a wrong way to strike up a conversation on Grindr. “Hey,” “Howdy,” or “How’s it going?” are usually good icebreakers, except to the guys who declare in their profiles “Please have something more to say that ‘Hey,'” for whom you will have to be somewhat more creative. Or just move along because, really, who cares?

Scroll down for how not to hit on a guy on Grindr…

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We could write some clever text up here about the Biebs, his tattoos or how jealous we are that while we’re feeling the first blusters of fall weather he’s on a beach in Bora Bora, but let’s be honest. You came here for the photos.

So, here they are:

“when you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no, what do you PEEN?” via @nydailynews: http://t.co/mXqPnDoUKN pic.twitter.com/6bUTLN1N5I

— alex rees (@maybealexislost) October 7, 2015

pic.twitter.com/YUrfjbrjYc — ??? (@selenalbum) October 7, 2015

Remove the black box its for a school project pic.twitter.com/UKqCNKok3B

— ??? (@selenalbum) October 7, 2015

We may not like to talk about it, but virtually all of us have experience with adult entertainment, and the fact that it’s so readily available, for free, means that exploring sexual fantasies are always just a few clicks away.

But we also love to shame sex in our culture, and this imbalance can lead to some awfully complicated relationships to porn.

Below, hear from guys on Whisper as they lay it all out:

In the beginning, there was actor/rapper The Game’s executive-level eggplant game:

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Oct 29, 2015 at 6:25pm PDT

And it was good. Then there was the second coming of The Game:

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Nov 2, 2015 at 4:36pm PST

And the villagers rejoiced.

Then the one they call Usher joined the pictorial conversation, showing the world his goods:

A photo posted by Usher (@howuseeit) on Nov 23, 2015 at 8:33pm PST

And for a moment, there was calm.

Well now Instagram is apparently catching on to the fact that it hosts safe-for-work, borderline soft-core porn (a category we happen to be a fan of), and The Game’s pics have been flagged for removal.

They still remain up as of this post, though, so get ’em while they’re hot.

Wonder how the photo giant feels about Usher’s reveal? Is there some sort of VPL rule hidden in the terms and conditions?

Free the eggplant!

Gift to the world John Stamos has been busy lately, from his new Fox sitcom Grandfathered to his role in the upcoming My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. There’s also an Uncle Jessie comeback for the Nextflix series Fuller House, all while continuing his work for the adoption charity Project Cuddle.

But Christmas has come a few weeks early in the form of Stamos’ latest photoshoot for Paper magazine.

Asked what the “craziest” thing he’s done all year is, Stamos answered “Pose bottomless for PAPER.”

The former Full House star is giving us full moon, and only two words come to mind — “have mercy!”